THE END

well, i believe KUMAR's love hunt has ended and rightfully this blog will also end now... i am sad that this have to come to an end so fast, but all things have to end... i rephrase, all good things have to end... which technically meant, KUMAR the LOVE HUNTER is HOOKED!!! lucky his wifey...

i will be coming up with a new blog and well, i guess this time it will be centered on... let see, actually i havn't figured out myself... will let all you know...

so here is me signing off, babai, adios, and thank you all for your support of this blog (not that i get a lot of them)...

KUMAR is NOT AVAILABLE anymore

i must apologise for not updating this BLOG for soooo long... well, working occupies most of my time...

anyway, this is the recent most update:

during KUMAR's trip to INDIA, he was engaged... sad for some of your gurls out there... now, he has gone back again to be legally wedded... even worst sob... sob... as i am typing this i bet he is happily "***" with his beloved wedded wifey...

KUMAR if you are reading this, don't forget our souvenirs...

KUMAR, we MISS you!!!

KUMAR, KUMAR, KUMAR... how could you do this to us??? you left us for over a MONTH and you are still MISSING... havn't heard from you, not even a single e-mail... i guess you must be having so much "FUN" with your new... ahem... there is a saying that goes "those who are far from SIGHT is far from the HEART"... that explains why this blog hasn't been updated for over a month... which also reflects the fact that you havn't written to us for over a month... whatever it is, the IMPORTANT thing is our SOUVENIRS, nothing else matter... even if you are going to stay in INDIA for good, you have to post our SOUVENIRS to us... i can give you the contact number of DHL... or GDEX... but there is no POSLAJU there la... N.B: actually the heading today is a MISNOMER... we are not really missing you THAT much, we sort of waited too long for our SOUVENIRS... :) oh yes, let me remind you of something really IMPORTANT... CHEESE CAKE, does that ring a bell?

Farewell KUMAR!!!

so long, farewell... KUMAR is leaving for INDIA... and he seemed so happy... but, but, but, there is always a BUTT for all the things he does... anybody ever wondered why he chose this week and not last week or next week? well, well, well, let us see, there is one obvious reason, he is RUNNING away... from what, you may ask... he is RUNNING away from a GURL... gasp... KUMAR running away from a GURL? NO WAY!!! but it is TRUE i tell you... he is RUNNING away because it is the GURL's birthday next FRIDAY and he is not willing to spend the special day with her... sad isn't it... well, i must say, KUMAR has got his reason... this GURL is not miss m1 or miss m2 and most of all she is not miss dot dot dot... so why should KUMAR take the RISK of being found with her? just being around to celebrate her birthday, KUMAR may face the risk of losing all m1, m2 & dot dot dot... we will understand KUMAR don't worry... although you are a bit HARSH on the birthday gurl, i am sure she will understand... (i hope...) anyway, to make up for the CRUELTY you are bound to get her a VERY, VERY SPECIAL, i repeat a VERY, VERY SPECIAL souvenir for her... and PLEASE... no CHEESE cake from INDIA... by the time the CHEESE cake make it here, all the way from INDIA, the CHEESE cake will be nothing but MAGGOTs... go and get a CHEESE cake from SECRET RESIPY, it is so near and yet you make it sound so DIFFICULT... you want us to TRUST you that you will bring back a CHEESE cake from INDIA? i think that will be rather difficult to do... well, we send you our best wishes and have a safe journey home... and please come back... (psst... psst... i heard that you are going there to look for a wife, serious ah? then what about your HOLY mission? what, don't tell me you are going to abandon the MISSION! then what about miss dot dot dot? and miss m1? and miss m2? poor things... they are all going to be so heart broken...how could you do such a thing?)

india, here comes KUMAR!!!

first and foremost i must apologise for not updating this blog for so long... due to my hectic schedule, KUMAR and his MISSION has been temporary halted in my mind... anyway, the latest news for now is that KUMAR is going home... he is going back to his 'beloved' HOME COUNTRY next week... (come to think of it, maybe KUMAR's 'beloved' HOME COUNTRY is a MISNOMER ~ if he really loves his country so much, then why is it that KUMAR is into this MISSION in order to become MALAYSIAN?) gurls, you have about another week, to get HIS attention before it is TOO LATE... we have seen that lately, gurls are BUZZING around KUMAR like BEES aorund FLOWERS... to name a few... there are ms. m1 and m2... not to mention ms. dot dot dot... I thought I saw KUMAR and ms. dot dot dot having breakfast together at SEDAP CORNER... well, i must say that some of you gurls are pretty CUNNING... instead of applying online, I observed (despite my busy schedule) that some gurls are actually being MORE proactive than I expected... I thought you gurls out there are so shy or what, but actually, I was so WRONG!!! you gurls are actually approaching him DIRECTLY... 2 THUMBS UP for all the gurls... so, I guess we will not accept online applications anymore and gurls, if you are HEAD over HEELS in LOVE with the LOVE HUNTER, act fast and approach him directly... you will never know... you may be the one in his ARMS when he is back in INDIA... A SPECIAL MESSAGE FOR KUMAR: KUMAR, don't forget our SOUVENIRS when you come back, always remember, we are your DIEHARD supporters... so, you have to get us MORE SOUVENIRS... ;P

a HAPPY ending...

i can't believe you gurls out there... r u really shy or trying to play HARD to get? i tell you, if you wanna play HARD to get, you only got yourselves to blame when the LOVE HUNTER (KUMAR, in case you forgot his GLORIOUS name) is strolling down the beautiful garden with his ms. purrfect, hand in hand... hmm... lets see, he gave himself 30-DAYS to find the love of his life... i wonder how long he will take before he propose to her??? another 30-DAYS, that will be a good guess... ok, now, picture this in your mind... on the 30th day of thier relationship, KUMAR and ms. purrfect was having a candle lit dinner is a 5-STAR hotel, and he has the hotel playing celine dion's "every nite in my dreams... i see you, i feel you...". they have just finished dinner... then to her SURPRISE... the waiter brought 99 stalks of red roses and passed it on to her. she took the flowers, there is card... lovely scented card... on the card, these words are written: "dear love, no you, no love, know you, know love, love you always, KUMAR"... she smiled... the sweetest smile anyone can have... she looked up, and as she was looking up, KUMAR, stood up, walk over to her, KNEEL down, and said, "will you please MARRY me?"... will she marry him? up to you to think la... it's time for you to start chasing after this dream guy... no ONE, i repeat no ONE, can resist him... he has the good looks, complemented by a dazzling smile... oh, i get it, perhaps you gurls think that he is TOO good to be TRUE... i assure you, it is TRUE, KUMAR is the man every gurl dreamt off... he is the man every gurl want to share their live with... dream of a happy ending? your FATE is in your HANDS...

Sandarkan Pada Kenangan...

ladies, i have not received any applications yet... oh, perhaps you gurls have got da wrong perception of KUMAR... although being a high positioned staff in the company, KUMAR is a very HUMBLE and NICE guy... he is TRUSTWORTHY, LOVING, CARING, KIND, UNDERSTANDING, FUN TO BE WITH, ETC... da list will never stop, its never ending... take example, the song "SANDARKAN PADA KENANGAN" by JAMAL ABDILLAH (whatever the spelling) and SITI SARAH (also not sure of the spelling)... KUMAR describe da song as very Touching... clearly, he is a very ROMANTIC guy... and your relationship will definitely blossom... like the garden of EDEN... you can picture KUMAR strolling down da beach with you, BAREFOOTED, HOLDING HANDS, and KUMAR singing to you ... "sayang menyayang..." romantic isn't it? ever dreamt of that? well, what can i say, dream no more ladies, just apply online and you will not be SORRY!, if you don't start applying now, you will be miserable for da rest of your life!!!

A GOOD CHOICE...

this is KUMAR with his team in the MANAGEMENT Training... HEAR that??? MANAGEMENT... conclusion: KUMAR is a HIGH LEVEL staff in the COMPANY... hence, a GOOD choice for a LIFE PARTNER...

so GURLS, what are you waiting for??? apply online if you are interested to become his candidate for his HOLY MISSION (in case you don't already know, KUMAR has joined the 30-days love hunting mission... to find the LOVE of his LIFE...) SUCCESSFUL applicants will have the opportunity to travel with him when he goes back to INDIA somewhere next month...

how to APPLY??? just add in the comments, why he should choose you and leave your contact numbers or e-mails, whichever you prefer...

*NOTE: ONLY SHORTLISTED CANDIDATE WILL BE NOTIFIED...

THE INTRO...

this BLOG has been specially designed for the LOVE HUNTER, KUMAR... we have seen that after the GRAND appearance at the tanjungbin BLOG, KUMAR, has received MULTITUDES of SUPPORTERS (we didn't want to junk up the tanjungbin BLOG with all the COMMENTS). from now on, all comments should be posted here... so, all you DIEHARD supporters of KUMAR the LOVE HUNTER, feel free to express yourselves here...