Farewell KUMAR!!!

so long, farewell... KUMAR is leaving for INDIA... and he seemed so happy... but, but, but, there is always a BUTT for all the things he does... anybody ever wondered why he chose this week and not last week or next week? well, well, well, let us see, there is one obvious reason, he is RUNNING away... from what, you may ask... he is RUNNING away from a GURL... gasp... KUMAR running away from a GURL? NO WAY!!! but it is TRUE i tell you... he is RUNNING away because it is the GURL's birthday next FRIDAY and he is not willing to spend the special day with her... sad isn't it... well, i must say, KUMAR has got his reason... this GURL is not miss m1 or miss m2 and most of all she is not miss dot dot dot... so why should KUMAR take the RISK of being found with her? just being around to celebrate her birthday, KUMAR may face the risk of losing all m1, m2 & dot dot dot... we will understand KUMAR don't worry... although you are a bit HARSH on the birthday gurl, i am sure she will understand... (i hope...) anyway, to make up for the CRUELTY you are bound to get her a VERY, VERY SPECIAL, i repeat a VERY, VERY SPECIAL souvenir for her... and PLEASE... no CHEESE cake from INDIA... by the time the CHEESE cake make it here, all the way from INDIA, the CHEESE cake will be nothing but MAGGOTs... go and get a CHEESE cake from SECRET RESIPY, it is so near and yet you make it sound so DIFFICULT... you want us to TRUST you that you will bring back a CHEESE cake from INDIA? i think that will be rather difficult to do... well, we send you our best wishes and have a safe journey home... and please come back... (psst... psst... i heard that you are going there to look for a wife, serious ah? then what about your HOLY mission? what, don't tell me you are going to abandon the MISSION! then what about miss dot dot dot? and miss m1? and miss m2? poor things... they are all going to be so heart broken...how could you do such a thing?)